A long whatsapp text

So below is a WhatsApp text I typed for a friend of mine but in the end did not send it. So this is all for you to read and enjoy

Dekh 420 is the 'stoners' code
I am a stoner
I smoke weed
I like what it does to my body and mind

See my mind is all made up about weed. I believe it cures cancer, opens up alviolies in lungs, i.e repairs lungs, helps in seizures, has meditative properties, I cud go on and oonnnn buttt

Sabka apna opinion hai, tera ho sakta hai alag hoga, but if you haven't read at least 5-6 articles on weed/marijuana/cannabis then please do, for I feel it could change your opinion on marijuana(if presently negative)

In Indian scriptures shiv ji ka prasaad hai bhaang.

You can see I am all positive about weed now, and yar this is a confusing time in life. I want this time in my life to be simple, so if you are rock adamant that weed is bad, sorry but our opinions won't match. I like speaking to you and all but maybe someday one of our opinions will change completely, then might be the time we talk again

Tu samjhi na?
It is all cool, if you can treat me as the vinayak I am when I tell you krishna i smoke weed
If you can't do this, koi baat nai yar maybe one day one of us will change, then we talk